Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Oooh that smell

What I really want to know is, how...HOW is it possible even when I cook tremendously pungent foods and when a bunch of Indian families live around cooking tremendously pungent foods...that our apartment hallway always smells like a mix of potpourri and some kind of processed tuna/casserole spam concoction?

Also, I want to know why looking for a swimsuit is now something akin to looking at porn? Really Brazil? Really strings? Really thong? You call yourselves bikinis? Geez. I have lingerie less revealing than some of the stuff on Amazon.

Also, I assume you're asking since you're looking up at me from the bottom of the third page of results. No,  I do not want you, Hello Kitty bathing suit. No. No no no no.

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